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Re:Class Action Suit (Score:5, Funny)
by chromatic on Sunday November 11, @12:23PM (#2551304)
(User #9471 Info | http://wgz.org/chromatic/)
I understand it isn't our right to play the cd anywhere.

Nuts to that. Apologies to Dr. Seuss.

RIAA guy

RIAA guy
Guy RIAA

That RIAA guy
That RIAA guy!
I do not like that RIAA guy.

Can you play CDs you buy?

I cannot play them,
RIAA guy.
I cannot play CDs I buy.

Can you play them
Here or there?

I cannot play them here or there.
I cannot play them anywhere.
I cannot play CDs I buy.
I cannot play them,
RIAA guy.

Can you play them in a house?
Can you play them with a mouse?

I cannot play them in a house.
I cannot play them with a mouse.
I cannot play them here or there.
I cannot play them anywhere.
I cannot play CDs I buy.
I cannot play them, RIAA guy.

Can you play them in a box?
Can you play them with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I cannot play them here or there.
I cannot play them anywhere.
I cannot play CDs I buy.
I cannot play them, RIAA guy.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Rent them! Lease them!
Here they are.

I would not, could not,
in a car.

You may rent them.
You will see.
You may lease them week by week.

I would not lease them week by week.
Nor year by year! Please let me be.

I cannot play them in a box.
I cannot play them with a fox.
I cannot play them in a house.
I cannot play them with a mouse.
I cannot play them here or there.
I cannot play them anywhere.
I cannot play CDs I buy.
I cannot play them, RIAA guy.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you on a train?

Not on a train! Not week by week!
Not year by year! RIAA! Let me be!
I should not, could not, in a box.
I could not, should not, with a fox.
I cannot play them with a mouse.
I cannot play them in a house.
I cannot play them here or there.
I cannot play them anywhere.
I cannot play them, RIAA guy.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Should I keep you in the dark?

You should not keep me in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I cannot play them, RIAA, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I cannot play them here or there.
I cannot play them anywhere!

You cannot play CDs you buy?

I cannot play them, RIAA guy.

Could you, would you, with a goat?

I would not, could not with Hilary Rosen!

Would you, could you, on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with that goat.
I cannot play them in the rain.
I cannot play them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not week by week!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I cannot play them in a box.
I cannot play them with a fox. I cannot play them in a house.
I cannot play them with a mouse.
I cannot play them here or there.
I cannot play them ANYWHERE!

I cannot play CDs I buy!

I cannot play them, RIAA guy.

You cannot play them.

SO you say.
Rent them! Lease them!
And you may.
Pay up and you may I say.
RIAA!
If you will let me be,
I will rip them.
You will see.

Say!
I like CDs I buy!
I do!! I OWN them, RIAA guy!
And I would play them in a boat!
And I would play them despite your goat...
And I will play them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Fair use is good so good you see!

So I will play them in a box.
And I will play them with a fox.
And I will play them in a house.
And I will play them with a mouse.
And I will play them here and there.
Say! I will play them ANYWHERE!

I do so like CDs I buy!
Screw you!
Screw you, RIAA guy!

(feel free to spread that around... just link back to my website [wgz.org], if you do)

--
chromatic the revolutionary [wgz.org]

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